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The chances of my application for this job even being acknowledged are 100:1, whereas the odds that I can successfully find and watch the entire first season of Herman’s Head from some torrent site is 1:1. Logic prevails.

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"I should go to the convenience store and buy a package of E.L. Fudge. Then I should eat the E.L. Fudge in one sitting along with a half-gallon of milk, and then lie down with old episodes of NewsRadio on Netflix Instant and snicker and moan, bloated and alone, until I fall asleep.”

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